Tuesday, November 13, 2007

You Wanna Get Frozen?

After having to listen to Simply Red's "Don't You Forget About Me" I was taken off guard by having to read 4 pages of the "Blogger Terms of Service." Who me? Not me..then WHO? Oh my goodness! They gave me a warning. What have I done? Waaahhhh! (Crying out loud that the whole community can hear my super freaking loud noise!)

Is this a joke or what? Up to 16 conditions and policies!!Maybe fallacy?!Or PALA-C. Oh my Gosh! This could be a nightmare! Somebody reported me at the Google Headplex. AahhahahaAAAAAAAA!

One by one I read the policies. Though I hate reading these kind of terms. Term paper yes, I will do it with much gusto. However reading their policies, wow! super LONG! Yuck! Nobody reads long letters anymore. What's this a NOVEL?

I'm taking the 7 (SEVEN) whether you like it or not! What's number 7? NO RESALE OF THE SERVICE! Unless expressly authorized in writing by Google, you agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, trade, resell or exploit for any commercial purposes (a) any portion of the service, (b) use of the service, or (c) access to the service. Intiendes? So from NOW onward, you are NOT allowed to sell or resell anything that belongs to ME. Unless otherwise written, and verbal consent from me. Why? Because you owed so much from me .

If you want the mountain FROZEN, we might as well send some snow storm or hailstorm over there. What do you think? That would be the next project.

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