Thursday, December 29, 2011

Just Providing Humor Whether You Like It Or Not

There'll be a MEMOIR being written for the former Pres. Gloria M. Arroyo. I wonder who is the author of her memoir. Well it would be interesting to know because there are so much "news" generated in her reign as the second Filipina female who once governed the whole archipelago. So much rumors, gossip, headliners that keep shaking up like a quake in that country and almost the whole world knew her already by the amount of insult being catapulted to her  as  one of the infamous leaders ever been respected and disrespected due to many "anomalies." I think that's what politics are ...dirty! So dirty that who ever will be the next president, and who ever will lead the country or any nation around the world should have a "mask." Yeah they should  wear a mask thick as steel. Wear a gas mask will 'ya! People are so fuzzy and they think that a leader should administer and govern a country as if they are god and goddesses. That if whatever they need in their lifetime is provided for FREE! They don't need to work just ask and everything would be given. Like a leader has all the power, money and influence to make all the lives of those who voted for that leader be in proper order and there will be no poverty, no unemployment, no calamities,  and no problem at all.  Zero!!!!!Ano ka hilo? Without problems in your life that means you're dead! Only the dead people can't feel the problems that you and I suffer from day to day to survive. Every day is a survival skill to learn and apply. Ganun ng ganun paulit-ulit.

So what can make a leader like ex-Pres. Gloria Arroyo needs for her memoir? Here are my suggestions:

1. Childhood memories with her family during her father's reign as a former Pres. Diosdado Macapagal. Her life in the M. Palace.
2. How the former Pres. Macapagal met the former Philippine President Marcos. What's the DEAL?
3. Gloria's educational background and her international studies and her affiliation with schoolmates from that university where she graduated which include the other leaders from different countries.
4. What is her mission in Rome before the death of Pope John Paull II?
5. The flash flood and mighty typhoon that stranded the Tarantino Team or Kill Bill Team at the Malacanang Palace.
6. The alleged corruption and election fraud.
7. The "Corona" a beer or the halo? It could be a CR OWN!
8. Why her husband is nicknamed Joker?
9. Is she related to Gloria Estefan and Elaine of Seinfeld?
10. What else is worth reading in her memoir? Her mysterious sickness and operation.
11. Is Pres. Noynoy only a stand in at the MP while she recuperates from her mysterious ailment? Or is he her own autobiographer?
12. Is Noynoy related to Jim Carrey?
13. lol

14. where's the GOLD?

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