Just Providing Humor Whether You Like It Or Not

There'll be a MEMOIR being written for the former Pres. Gloria M. Arroyo. I wonder who is the author of her memoir. Well it would be interesting to know because there are so much "news" generated in her reign as the second Filipina female who once governed the whole archipelago. So much rumors, gossip, headliners that keep shaking up like a quake in that country and almost the whole world knew her already by the amount of insult being catapulted to her  as  one of the infamous leaders ever been respected and disrespected due to many "anomalies." I think that's what politics are ...dirty! So dirty that who ever will be the next president, and who ever will lead the country or any nation around the world should have a "mask." Yeah they should  wear a mask thick as steel. Wear a gas mask will 'ya! People are so fuzzy and they think that a leader should administer and govern a country as if they are god and goddesses. That if whatever they need in their lifetime is provided for FREE! They don't need to work just ask and everything would be given. Like a leader has all the power, money and influence to make all the lives of those who voted for that leader be in proper order and there will be no poverty, no unemployment, no calamities,  and no problem at all.  Zero!!!!!Ano ka hilo? Without problems in your life that means you're dead! Only the dead people can't feel the problems that you and I suffer from day to day to survive. Every day is a survival skill to learn and apply. Ganun ng ganun paulit-ulit.

So what can make a leader like ex-Pres. Gloria Arroyo needs for her memoir? Here are my suggestions:

1. Childhood memories with her family during her father's reign as a former Pres. Diosdado Macapagal. Her life in the M. Palace.
2. How the former Pres. Macapagal met the former Philippine President Marcos. What's the DEAL?
3. Gloria's educational background and her international studies and her affiliation with schoolmates from that university where she graduated which include the other leaders from different countries.
4. What is her mission in Rome before the death of Pope John Paull II?
5. The flash flood and mighty typhoon that stranded the Tarantino Team or Kill Bill Team at the Malacanang Palace.
6. The alleged corruption and election fraud.
7. The "Corona" a beer or the halo? It could be a CR OWN!
8. Why her husband is nicknamed Joker?
9. Is she related to Gloria Estefan and Elaine of Seinfeld?
10. What else is worth reading in her memoir? Her mysterious sickness and operation.
11. Is Pres. Noynoy only a stand in at the MP while she recuperates from her mysterious ailment? Or is he her own autobiographer?
12. Is Noynoy related to Jim Carrey?
13. lol

14. where's the GOLD?

Oh, oh it's Magic...U Know

 Finished reading THE RISE & FALL of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos, a book written by a well known author > Ms. Beth Day Romulo. It was a good read. Language she used is simply precise, concise, not calling for too much attention in other words not "flowery." That should be a story is told without so much exaggerations. Well, it's true story not fiction. It's not fantasy! All the characters do what they are supposed to do and they did it well. The political and economic power play is more evident thereby you can really applaud the cast of characters who are in for this twenty year-rule of political dynasty. 20 years is superbly amazing! It was a TRIUMPH. I think what FALL means the author mentioned is an allegory and metaphor combined. He must go because it's time to retire that's what it is. He died in vain though because his "being a true hero" of the Philippines was over shadowed by people who should not be in the Philippines in the first place because they are not really true Filipinos.
If you know what I mean. Yeah I know better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 The very lovely sophisticated woman > Miss Beth Day Romulo, the author. A woman with brains. Lots of brains. Once suspected of being a covert CIA. What CIA means? Central Intelligence Agency and some people thought she is an agent. Being a brainiac made her a CIA agent? Wow!
Maybe. maybe not! It's just that she can write, she can understand and most of all her beauty is "stunning."  The CIA and the FBI would like to recruit women who are more than beauty and brains you know? lol However, the two agency would like more than that ability, they want somebody who are skilled and can perform magic.

 They would rather have this guy above ^ Harry Potter who else. Hey don't laugh ha. The two agencies of the government are in dire need of money to make their operations worthwhile. They want agents who can bring in lots of money and capital. What IQ means, what higher IQ means when you cannot bring in money to the government.

So...be very aware now that being an agent for the government requires so much TALENT and financial ability and capabilities. Without those two important and valuable source of income ( Y ) then it's over for any operation. It's the final chapter for the Harry Potter. END and it begins with another destiny...a destination of a happy ending?

This is the PROBLEM with the government when it comes to COMMUNICATION. When you say HOMELESSNESS it's about the homeless without homes and don't include about Mental Health issue. You are trying to make matters worse when you are downgrading your own people >the Canadians! Who would like to be a Canadian? It's like it's okay to be downgraded as long as the budget keeps pouring in and well the result is "You'll all gonna be in Harper's Book of Mentally Incapable to Reason Out and most of all you're all retarded." That's what HISTORY will portray you in the eyes of the many who will read that particular BOOK. Anyway isn't that what happened in the past? Uhm, who is Mr. Harper? Jose Mari? He can't be one of the Baldwins eh? All the people who moved to Canada from other countries were banished! BANished and VANISHED because certain LABELS were conducted to have them settled for the TRIALS and TESTING from individual's IQ, SKILLS & Performance. It would be fortunate of you to be able to pass and when you passed > You can go to Philippines!!!!! That's what happened. That's the HISTORY!

The former Pres. Ferdinand  Marcos passed the test by having to defend himself against the killing of Nalundasan. He was acquitted and was later on proclaimed the Philippine President. A twenty year reign! Wow! Not bad! Successful reign! A regime of triumph. Too bad that he died in vain. What happened to his gold bars? With millions of immigrants who moved to Philippines how much bars of gold should be inside Central Bank?

How much we need to suffer in Conservative regime? Conserve and conserve. Yeah with light we have to conserve.

For that person who borrowed billions of dollars it is you who should suffer not us. Why are you  including us with your Milgram experiment?

Too Much Light!

I woke up this morning with some kind of "heat" like laser hitting my body. Oh my God! It feels like there are aliens amongst us. What the hell is that laser beam hitting me?! I cannot figure out what is that thing. Where it's coming from? I looked up my ceiling with that big ceiling fan? No there is no light there. The light was off. Although the weirdness of that ceiling fan so big for my room is simply irritating. At nite without light, when it's dark you can see or I can see it like a giant tarantula waiting to devour me. My God thank God for I have such a big mind to allow such kind of perception to tolerate such kind of image. Whoever install that ceiling fan up there is or has problem...I think. Feng shui? Do you have knowledge in feng shui? That ceiling fan should go. But wait really there is some kind of heat hitting me. I didn't enrol in the Black Box experimental by Skinner so what the hell that laser beam is focused on me? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got up and notice the white box of the Wii 's is on and the light is pulsating crazy as if scanning something when at that time my daughter is not playing a Wii game. I ordered her to turned that box light OFF! FGS! Too many laser beams here now and and it affects the natural well balance system  of my home.

Imagine all the lights around the Earth! If you're up there at the International Space Station you might see a "burning sensation " Earth's glowing with so much light and what else is next? Fire? I hope not. When light is too much on our planet what could be the devastating effect?

Christmas Or Not?

No matter what you say Christmas will be here every year and every time you will have to celebrate the festive season of Christ being born on the manger, with his beloved sacred Mother Virgin Mary and Father Joseph and together the shepherds and animals looked up in the sky and watched at the same time the biggest star shines brightly to watch and guide the three kings: Melchor, Gaspar and Baltazar to bring their gifts of gold, myrrh, and frankincense  to the New Born King. Such a lovely narrative story. It is one of the greatest story ever told. Children and adults never seemed to get bored about such memorable, unforgettable first Christmas.

Next year it will be a repetition again of Him being reborn.

After having to witness the Lent season, Easter and the many passion of Christ. There will be so many versions, maybe gazillions of Him already here on Earth.

An dif there will be Jesus Christ born, reborn, and what could be the Virgin Mother's version? Do we have multitudes of Her now? That could be a "Matrix" right?

I'd like to think of it as another beautiful version of Star Wars. At least it's not the boring movie Twilight.

I'd like to think of Canada as the country of PITCH FORK. People here keep on PITCHING. Hmm, maybe this is the site of the woman in the Old Testament carrying a water jug and about to fetch water from the well. Canada is the "landmark" where the Jordan River is... That there is the OLD MAP which is obsolete and we are using or supposed to use the NEW MAP. The old map is without the map of the Philippines and the new map is where you can see the map of the Philippines.

I don't think we need to divulge the whole process of migration or else the birds will only tweet and laugh with your idea. Yeah the idea that is of the truth. When your five senses failed you. It's time to use your sixth sense.

 I know paulit-ulit ang history. Kung gusto mong tumawid doon sa kabila there's a bridge. It takes only a bridge to do that. The Virgin guy once said that you don't need an airplane to commute to another country. He tried ballooning before and he knew what he meant by that. But because you always have to bring suitcase and dozen boxes every
time you go, there's a need to have bigger vehicle or else.

If only I could have another country of my own.

Go The Distance Where Someone Will Accept For Who You Are

The morning news today from CBC made me wide awake. As usual Mr. Jason K. mentioning about the "oath-taking ceremony" for those new immigrants who recently been accepted for Canadian citizenship. That "those new Canadians" need not to wear burqa or any veil to cover their face. Oh really? Yeah I know they should not wear any veil and mask. They already have. I mean it's already attached to their face > their mask. It's like a glue!!!! Ahahahahaha. J/K

It's funny or rather ridiculous being here in Canada. Know why? Even if people here are already Canadians they are always regraded and regarded by the kind of ethnic face they are being seen. If you are Chinese with Chinese features you are not called Canadian but Chinese. This is also true with Filipinos, Japanese, Vietnamese, and other residents or citizen for the past 20 years when nobody seemed to know if they are Canadian or not because surely they are called for their distinguished features. Unless of course you have white skin and blue eyes or green and taller than asian then automatically you are called  Canadian. Sometimes they thought you are American because of having fair skin and blond hair. You can always show your passport not to make a pass but as a proof that you are Canadian actually. That you are ready for chivalry and heraldry. But who cares? The true Canadian are not really "whites." They are Indians!!!!! Not the Red Indians eh.

Now based on HISTORY you'll have big, big problem. The native Indians wont ever admit either. When the whole Canadian land was covered with ice (glaciers and iceberg) there is no distinct mark to know which territory belongs to until when the ice melts. There you can read from Miss Joan Pilz 's book and NG magazine that Canada is not that really BIG. It is so big and so huge because it turned out they also occupied the land that belongs to Alaska, USA, and USSR. And that my dear readers is a huge, HUGE problem that we have to resolve and find solution. I think the navigator, geographer and developer didn't make the effort to find that out during their time because who will do the navigation on sub-zero territory? NO ONE> Ano ka hilo? Are you suicidal? So the measurement of the land during that time period is based on what they can see and an "estimation" based on statistic and what else? Assumption. So if you are seeing so many Russians in your community you bet the world is really that small.

What Horoscope Brings Today?

Work :You aren't finding work because you don't have experience, and you aren't gaining experience because you don't have a job. You need to break this pattern.

Above info about horoscope today that makes me a lil' tipsy. Dude as if you know everything. You are a psychic? Let me tell you about this. I live here in a country that asked too much. The country that is very needy and at its global dominion of VOLUNTEERS. Canada is the biggest LABORATORY and all they ask for are VOLUNTEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other words dudes and dudettes WHY the need to have workers here when they can have volunteers to do the job. Meaning they are not paid for the works they are supposed to do. Oh there are workers but actually they are the owners and their family working on that small business. This is something they have to tell the world.

As a matter of fact, the youth of today are being asked to volunteer or have on the job training (OJT) when they reached Grade 11 and Grade 12. So it's gonna be a fight between the young ones and old ones against only few vacant work. Or rather they can send the workers home and be terminated so that they can have workers on the job training without pay. It's easy for the company to do just that. It's economical and most of all they gained so much profit. That's business is all about PROFIT. Without profit in a business? Time to close down!

Something Real, Something Funny!

The GMA 7 news today of the transfer of power of the former Pres. Gloria Arroyo from Saint Luke's Hosp. to the Veteran's Memorial and Medical Hospital reminds me of the past. I remember my first visit to that hospital when I was to accompany a close friend to undergo testing in that hospital and on the way to her doctor's room we saw a woman with such a huge incredible "boobs." It was so shocking because the her breast is not in proportion with her body. Sobrang laki talaga. It was probably size 60 cup siguro yun. Shocking talaga! Turned out that woman have problem with her breast having a tumor. Poor woman. I hope she's still alive.

A visit to the hospital is always something some other people are afraid of but on my part it is just a visit or dropping by just to go with my parents either with my Father or Mother who once worked in the hospital. Hospital actually is my LIBRARY. When I get so bored at school and home not having a good book, magazine or newspaper to read...the hospital is the nearest place to go. I'm just about happy to read Reader's Digest, Panorama, and JAMA - the medical gazette. I am a curious reader and wanting to know everything and you know me being a slueth wanting to know the true real story of the "White Lady" supposed to be the American nurse who committed suicide in that old hospital in Fort Mackinley. Nagbigti sya sa ceiling ng hospital na iyon during World War II. I think it was the story, original story of the "Pearl Harbor" movie. Remember the hospital was built by the americans in 1912.

Trying to find out the many ghost stories, minsan nagdadahilan akong may sakit just to investigate. Alam mo na curious ako. I love to write. Nasa dugo ko na yan at a very young age. Age 7. It runs in my blood. Nakahalata ang Tatay ko bakit lagi kong gustong pumunta sa hospital. Kahit na Martial Law at red alert sige sama ako doon sa hospital admin. Guardia. He he he. kaya nung irenovate yung hospital the old windows and old narra doors and the biggest door na talaga namang solid wood ay dinala nya sa bahay at yun ang naging windows namin sa sala and the door is my door for my bedroom.

Know what? Merong gaya-gaya ng style ko. Panay ang visit nya sa hospital. May sakit daw yung friend ni Pres. Marcos. He was there most of the time in that hospital "sick" of what? From what I heard his room is strictly reserved. His room is fully furnished, with air condition, fridge and everything is filled with luxurious items. Aba! Ginaya na nya ako then nung hindi umubra yung anak naman nya ang gaya ng gaya sa akin. My God! WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gayahin nyo ako ng gayahin sana patawarin kayo ng Diyos sa mga ginagawa nyo. sana mahiya nman kayo.

Anyway, naunahan naman sya ni Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) with Jodie Foster! Ahahahahaah! Oh My God!Ang mga stories ng naman sa mundong ito. Nakakatawa!

Something To Freak You Out, Lora

I think have all the topic (subject) that I have in mind discussed in this kind of medium called blog. I cannot think of anything that I didn't mention. Really how many pages of blog story been tackled in my many blogs. That I also included my whole family and relatives. I could just go on and on and even the private lives of the bloggers here I might tell you. I cannot discuss what I have encountered sort of in the workplace before here in Canada or else the people involve might not able to sleep due to bad conscience, he he he! Or I cannot tell you what those workers in another workplace because I am just a customer and their work or service seemed satisfactory. Yeah satisfactory not excellent. I could make them a trainee for years and years. I can (not) tell you what I've been through as a "clinician" from a particular pharmaceutical company because I really love my work there and they are really, really GOOD to me. They are the best employers in the whole wide world. That's right! It's great to work with professionals with whom you can relate to. People who are graduates of prestigious university and with various degrees and diploma in: Doctor of Medicine, BS Medical Technology, BS Pharmacy, it's all with degree in Bachelor of Science. I think I was the only one with the degree in Bachelor of Arts in ECONOMICS...And I was a "Clinician." I was embarrassed by that "title." I was uncomfortable. I was glad that they "demoted" me to a title " Promotions Associate." Because that's my point. I was promoting pharmaceutical products for the biggest laboratory in the Philippines. That was YEARS AGO, okay?

NOW what? Why my subject has something to do with it? There's this "girl" panicking about "herpes." Well I should panic too! But there are two types of herpes. Herpes simplex and herpes zoster. You wont believe how many patients who lined up with those kind of "cold sores." And the worst thing,  I had my ballpen touched by those patients to sign in my booklet because they were given FREE medicine for their herpes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So far haven't have that silly H yet. Thank God! AND by the way it's not herpes that we are to encounter and see over that area. There are patients who have leprosy too. Isn't that shocking?????? Leprosy cannot infect anybody anymore once the patient is taking in triple action of medication. Auto-immunosin antibacterial drugs. Cocktail drugs of heavy antibiotic.

So Lora...herpes is no big deal. That's only nothing to other kind of ailment you and many will encounter in this life time. I kind of panic with people with warts though. I feel like "firing" them you know. Then having to see these ignorants who are so kind with all those frogs on the road. Putting a sign board not to run down the road because the frogs are crossing on the other side. What the hell is that? With millions of frogs on the water system and their eggs nestling on the water? For God sake it cringe my nervous system. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Really that freaks me out!Do you think chlorine and ultra violet rays help eliminate those wart-giving frogs? Where's the torch light? My God am I over-reacting? lol

Know what? I want UNITED LABORATORIES Ltd. here in Canada. We need UNITED in this country. For efficacy and safety of medical products that really works, the BRAND that WORKS with wonders we need them. I wont settle with generic products that are produced by fly by night companies. I want a company that provide thorough research, excellent standard, great quality control of products and overall an excellent  integrity when you really need them.